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Down-Home Twelve Days of Christmas, A
9781455622986
Regular price $16.99 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 248): Computation results in '-Infinity'%More Southern Christmas spirit than you can handle!
Cyndi Lou finds herself in a quite a fix when her beau, Billy Ray, tries to secure her affection with an assortment of Christmas gifts. This sounds like a pretty good deal for Cyndi Lou and her Memaw, but when the gifts go on for twelve days straight and include such Christmas "treasures" as razorback hogs, live catfish, and a dozen possums, it's hard for Cyndi Lou to really get into the Christmas spirit. What with all of the armadillos and those Nascar racers taking up residence in the double-wide, is it any wonder the sheriff has to put Memaw in the sanitarium? This enchantingly fractured version of the well-known rhyme for adults will truly "bless your heart!"
Goops and How to Be Them
9781557093929
Regular price $17.95 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 248): Computation results in '-Infinity'%
The Goops they lick their fingers,/And the Goops they lick their knives, /They spill their broth on the tablecloth -/Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The rhymes and drawings in this hilarious introduction to manners for children still amuse and educate 100 years later, providing lessons valuable today and shedding light on turn-of-the-century American mores.
The Great MoonPie® Handbook
9781589808577
Regular price $14.95 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 248): Computation results in '-Infinity'%This humorous book filled with cartoons describes how the MoonPie affects all aspects of life, such as courtship, childrearing, construction, television, magazines, and movies. It explains MoonPie etiquette and how the treat should be used on social occasions, such as birthdays and anniversaries. Also included are the history, vast folklore, and "noble" traditions associated with this great American institution.
The Maine Dictionary
9781933212692
Regular price $12.95 Save Liquid error (snippets/product-template line 248): Computation results in '-Infinity'%
Maine truly has a language of its own, as the state'Äôs favorite storyteller makes plain, with hilarious illustrations by a leading regional cartoonist.
